write me a song to set me free

"Holidays are the worst time to be a photographer. At any family get-together you will inevitably be..."

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:17:52 -0500

“Holidays are the worst time to be a photographer. At any family get-together you will inevitably be “asked” to take various pictures of family members — because “you’re the photographer” (of course for free, effectively turning your holiday party into work). The simple solution: NEVER BRING YOUR CAMERA TO FAMILY EVENTS (this also applies to office parties, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, bar, restaurants, bookstores, bus stops and sidewalks)”

- (via actiondatsun)

True,but it doesn’t work. someone will have one and they’ll hand it to you. I don’t take my camera to family gatherings but someone always does.

(via fuckyeahjgl) 500 minutes with the guys from (500)days of...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:27:19 -0500

(via fuckyeahjgl)

500 minutes with the guys from (500)days of summer

"Today I went to the movie theater with some friends. Before going, we were deciding which movie to..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:26:28 -0500

“Today I went to the movie theater with some friends. Before going, we were deciding which movie to see. My mom suggested we go see New Moon because it’s such a popular film. Immediately, my dad says “you mean that movie about the sparkly gay vampire fairy?”. I’m proud of you dad. MLIA.”

- MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

When You Are Not Wasting Time on GraphJam… « GraphJam:...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:22:32 -0500

When You Are Not Wasting Time on GraphJam… « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

Literacy « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:01:32 -0500

Literacy « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

What people know of the Batman franchise « GraphJam: Music...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:00:28 -0500

What people know of the Batman franchise « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

sheldoncooper: jonwithabullet: promo pic for “The Maternal...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:46:01 -0500

sheldoncooper:

jonwithabullet:

promo pic for “The Maternal Congruence”…LOL

OMG!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Reblog if your addiction to tumblr has surpassed your addictions to twitter, livejournal, etc.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:17:39 -0500

(via nextuesday)

I’ve been neglecting them all

endear: SIMON: [pleading with the townsfolk about to burn...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:45 -0500

endear:

SIMON: [pleading with the townsfolk about to burn River at the stake] She has done nothing to you! If she dies tonight, it won’t be God’s will that killed her! It’ll be you! Your lunacy, your ignorance! [finding himself unable to change their minds or free her, he joins her] Light it.
RIVER: Time to go. [Serenity suddenly appears, bright lights shine from above as Jayne sits in the open cargo hold, cocking a shotgun threateningly]
MAL: [approaching on foot with Zoë] Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
ZOË: Big damn heroes, sir.
MAL: Ain’t we just? [Moves to front of crowd, holding them at gunpoint] Sorry to interrupt, folks, but y’all got something that belongs to us, and we’d like it back.
PATRON: This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God’s will.
MAL: Y’all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I’m not saying you weren’t easy to find. It was kinda out of our way and he didn’t want to come in the first place. Man’s lookin’ to kill some folk. So really, it’s his will y’all should worry about thwarting. [turning to Simon] Gotta say, Doctor — your talent for alienatin’ folks is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I’m very proud.
MAL: [to the gathered crowd] Cut her down!
PATRON: The girl is a witch!
MAL: Yeah, but she’s our witch. [cocks gun] So cut her the hell down.

~

SIMON: Captain, why did you come back for us?
MAL: You’re on my crew.
SIMON: Yeah, but you don’t even like me. Why’d you come back?
MAL: You’re on my crew. Why’re we still talking about this?

Firefly, 1x07 Safe

endear: THE DOCTOR: [cheerfully] Mickey! Hello! And Harriet...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:35 -0500

endear:

THE DOCTOR: [cheerfully] Mickey! Hello! And Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North! Blimey, it’s like ‘This Is Your Life’! [to Rose, beaming] Tea! That’s all I needed! A good cup of tea! Superheated infusion of free radicals and tannin. Just the thing for healing the synapses…[seriously, lowered tone] Now, first thing’s first. Be honest. How do I look?
ROSE: Um, different.
THE DOCTOR: Good different or bad different?
ROSE: Just…different.
THE DOCTOR: [deadly serious] Am I…ginger?
ROSE: [raising her eyes to his hair] No, you’re just sort of brown.
THE DOCTOR: [turning away, put out] Aww, I wanted to be ginger! I’ve never been ginger. [points at Rose accusingly] And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me— oh, that’s rude. That’s the sort of man I am now, am I? Rude. [ponders] Rude and not ginger.

Doctor Who, The Christmas Invasion

endear: SYCORAX LEADER: If I might interrupt!THE DOCTOR:...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:33 -0500

endear:

SYCORAX LEADER: If I might interrupt!
THE DOCTOR: [having seemingly forgotten he was there] Yes! Sorry! Hello, big fella!
SYCORAX LEADER: Who exactly are you?
THE DOCTOR: [with a fixed grin] Well. That’s the question.
SYCORAX LEADER: I demand to know who you are!
THE DOCTOR: [roaring in an imitation of the Sycorax’s voice] I DON’T KNOW! [normal voice] See, there’s the thing. I’m the Doctor, but beyond that, I— I just don’t know. I literally do not know who I am. It’s all untested. [walking around and addressing everyone at large] Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? [glances at Rose] Sexy? [clicks his tongue and winks, she gives a startled smile] Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I’ve certainly got a gob.

Doctor Who, The Christmas Invasion

endear: mutations: replicant: This last year I got to be in...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:31 -0500

endear:

mutations: replicant:

This last year I got to be in a film called (500) days of summer, so one of my favorite parts of that movie was i got to do this big dance number, right, and shooting that, it was the greatest day of my life. If you haven’t seen it, don’t worry, your girlfriend has. But i had such a good time doing it that when i heard, two months ago, that I’d be hosting this show i thought ‘why not open with a big number?’. Now, my favorite musical of all time is Singin’ in the Rain, so, when i was looking for a song to do I immediately thought of one of the best songs in that film, Donald O’Connor’s Make ‘em Laugh. Now, if you haven’t seen that movie, don’t worry, your grandma has.

endear: (bellavolta / giveme-a-reason / iamthelizardqueen...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:05 -0500

endear:

(bellavolta / giveme-a-reason / iamthelizardqueen / whilewebreathe)

giveme-a-reason: fujiidom: falulatonks: downtheapples: (via...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:56:59 -0500

giveme-a-reason:

fujiidom:

falulatonks: downtheapples: (via ashalee)

SFM.

ugh,yes

endear: (via takethewords) they’re so happy!! it...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:26:35 -0500

endear:

(via takethewords)

they’re so happy!! it reminds me of this snow patrol song that goes “I wanna hear you laugh like you really mean it, collapse into me laughing with joy”

endear: takethewords: Correct pronunciation = hugs! I love...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:25:21 -0500

endear:

takethewords:

Correct pronunciation = hugs!

I love just how thrilled they both were when she pronounced the planet’s name correctly. So cute. ♥

raxacoricofallapatorious!

endear: lizzymaxia: OH GOD I LOVE THIS MAN. OH, DAVID, YOU...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:24:56 -0500

endear:

lizzymaxia:

OH GOD I LOVE THIS MAN.

OH, DAVID, YOU ADORABLE WONDERFUL MAN, YOU. <333

endear: secondhandjoy: Deschanel: I have a new [She &...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:24:46 -0500

endear:

secondhandjoy:

Deschanel: I have a new [She & Him] record coming out in the spring. It’s official. It’s done and being released in the spring. And we’re going to go on tour.
Gordon-Levitt: I am She & Him’s number one fan. I am possessive about that slot, actually. (source)

what an adorable photo.

endear: calikalie: I just thought my world would be a better...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:24:31 -0500

endear:

calikalie:

I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.

endear: starrystairs: River: Is it time to go to sleep...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:24:26 -0500

endear:

starrystairs:

River: Is it time to go to sleep again?
Simon: No, mei-mei, it’s time to wake up.

Firefly, 1x09 Ariel